It has been a long time between posts so to make up for it I’m writing the longest post I have ever attempted. You might need a caffeinated drink to get through it, or perhaps a light meal. Maybe snow shoes and a native guide.
Regular readers will have noticed that my segues are usually poorly conceived so for this epic I have abandoned them entirely in favour of headings.
WEBSITE PROBLEMS
I had a major website breakdown recently when my host company broke both my websites’ email systems when they were trying to “upgrade” them. It took five days to even get them to acknowledge there was a problem and even then they didn’t fix it. So I got mad.
I found a new host company who were really helpful and moved all my content to their system in record time and without me having to do a thing. I love them.
But things are a little behind on the update front because I haven’t learned how to use the new company’s system yet. All the travelling of the last few weeks has prevented me getting the new patterns and catalogue up on the website.
If you would like a new paper catalogue and you live in Australia or New Zealand just let me know and I’ll pop one in the post.
All the new things should be on the sites shortly, just as soon as my feet touch the ground.
NEW ZEALAND QUILTERS CONFERENCE
This was my third time to attend this conference and it just seems to get better and better with each visit. It is always held in Cambridge which is a beautiful part of the world and the atmosphere at the conference was buzzing. Lots of happy ladies, a few men (also pretty happy), great food and lots of quilty classes and workshops.
I usually only do the vendor thang because vending means working through all the breaks between classes but this time I did take one class – I couldn’t resist. It was Kim Bradley’s colouring class and it was sooooo cool! Kim is famous for, among other things, the amazing hand colouring she adds to her quilts using all sorts of techniques that she has been researching for ages.
You all know how much I like colouring in and a lot of that is Kim’s fault. I was lucky enough to get to see a preview of one of Kim’s classes a year or two ago and she was so generous with her time then, talking me through what to do and helping me overcome the problems I had been having when I was trying it at home. So there I was in New Zealand, drooling over her quilts and there was a space in one of her classes – it was meant to be.
I took some photos of the quilts that she brought with her:
These next ones don’t have any colouring on them at all – it’s all done with the thread on a black background.
Amazing aren’t they?
And this is the sample I was working on in the class. Of course it’s not finished yet but I have moved on to one of my big quilts using all the techniques she taught us in the class.
And this is a big quilt that I have started colouring using the same techniques:
I’m not very good at it yet. They seem to look much better from further away.
This is the quilt I have to colour:
That’s a lot of flowers! I will keep you updated on how it’s going.
NEW CAMERA
On the way home from New Zealand I treated myself to a shiny new camera so now I can take decent photos for my website and for this blog – I can hear you applauding. I used the old camera to take a photo of the new one:
It does nifty stuff like macro:
And it has a special setting for taking shots of my aquarium:
The weekend after I got home from New Zealand we went down to the beach for a few hours. I love the beach when it’s a bit rainy and windy – I get to have it all to myself.
Except for this guy:
MY DOG
Thanks to all the people who asked about my little doggie! Her name is Ginny and she is a Griffon Bruxellois like Verdell in As Good As It Gets (the dog Jack Nicholson has to look after for his neighbour) except with short hair.
She is fully grown, in fact she will be two years old in a few weeks.
AQUARIUM
I still have the aquarium and it has been trying my patience for the last few months.
I got a couple of new inhabitants – yellow tailed damselfish. I don’t have a good photo of them because they’re super fast little buggers. I called them Marian and Juliette because they were the only damsels I could think of.
Then things went pear shaped.
First there was a red slime algae outbreak that I caused by overfeeding them. It, and the resulting poor water quality killed all the coral. At the same time Pierre (the little red shrimp) died, although that was due to his eatability, not the algae.
I couldn’t get rid of the algae even though I tried all the recommended actions. Eventually, in February I had to medicate the tank with stuff to kill the bacteria. Bad idea. Steve (the anemone) went all limp and let go of his perch. I watched him for a couple of days and then one day I found him lying on the sand all white and floppy. I poked him but nothing happened. Even the Nemos had abandoned him. A rotting anemone is the worst thing to have in your aquarium because the toxins it release will kill everything else in the water. I had to move some rocks to get him out but I eventually reached him and scooped him up in the net. I set the net off to the side of the tank and put the rocks back in place, then tipped Steve into a Ziploc bag. One little bit of him was hanging onto the net – not dead yet! So l put him back on the sand, where he just let the water flow waft him into the corner of the tank. I put some rocks around him so he wouldn’t blow into the heater and started a routine of checking on him every fifteen minutes. A few days later, the Nemos went back to him. I thought that was a good sign. He stayed in the corner for months, not eating but not dying either. Then finally, about a month ago, he ate a quarter inch piece of prawn, then the next week he ate another one. Yay!
A couple of weeks ago I decided he’s going to live where I say he’s going to live and that’s that. So I moved him, which is against all the anemone keeping rules. He is now living in the middle of the tank with the Nemos in close attendance. He has eaten three times since he got sick but he is still very unwell. It has been a very long four months trying to nurse him back to health but I think we’re making some progress.
But nobody in the tank is making it easier. The Nemos try to take his prawn pieces away because it takes him a long time to eat. I have to sit in front of the tank with a stick for half an hour, swatting at the thieves until Steve puts the prawn in his mouth.
And Mike has taken to digging holes. First he dug himself a bedroom under a rock and he sleeps there every night. Then he dug a tunnel from the front of the reef to the back, the perfect size for him but he lets the others use it too. Then he dug a tunnel along the back wall, causing a structural collapse of the reef rocks - fortunately the coral was already dead and gone and none of the living inhabitants were trapped in the rubble. So I did a rebuild and then he had to start again. His most recent excavation was a secret tunnel between his bedroom and Dory’s bedroom. Cheeky monkey.
Dory has white spot which are little parasite things that look like white spots on her pretty blueness. I’ve treated the tank twice and made no progress but now that I’m leaving her alone it seems she might be getting better.
And last but not least, Michel lost an arm. A big pinching one.
Poor Michel.
And then last week, just before I left for Sydney he shed his skin and POP – there was a new arm underneath. Cool. It’s a bit smaller than the other one so he looks like he’s been lifting weights with one arm only.
So things were a bit grim in the tank for a while but now they seem to be looking up. They all seem to be getting along, they’re all eating and everyone has their correct number of limbs.
QUILT AND CRAFT EXPO
The Quilt and Craft Expo is a trade show that’s held in NSW at Rosehill Racecourse. This year they added two days of longarm quilting classes and gathered a bunch of longarm-specific suppliers to make Longarm Symposium.
I drove all the way from Melbourne to Sydney on Friday – ten and a half hours!
I had signed up to have a small trade table and a chair, just to be there and be involved. When I arrived I found the organisers had provided me a table, three chairs, a light and some display space to hang some quilts! They had even given me a proper sign, just like the regular exhibitors. I have never done a trade show before and I was a bit worried about how it would go but it was great! I had some space on the side of Kaye and Bruce Brown’s booth so there was always someone to talk to they were kind enough to show me some of the Statler Stitcher’s new moves so that was fun.
All the longarmers and their suppliers were all in one row so there were lots of people I knew.
I put up some quilts around my table. Didn’t look too bad for a beginner
but I’m not up the standard of the other displays like Hugs ‘n’ Kisses
and Always Quilting.
Here are some snaps from around the venue:
AMQA Challenge quilts
And Tracey and Michele were there with the A1 machines and IntelliQuilter:
SHOPPING
It’s not often I get to buy fabric at wholesale prices. You might remember my last trip to a quilt market and all the charm packs and jelly rolls I brought home. Well, there are now only two jelly rolls left. Clearly they were a good investment so this time I was prepared. And I spread my buying out over two days so it didn’t look so bad.
I got this nice bag:
And inside the bag, two packets of jelly rolls:
And a big packet of charm squares (that’s ten little charm square packs)
I can hear you saying only two rolls and charm pack? That’s not as bad as last time. Well I’m not done yet. I found out what a layer cake really is. I thought it was a new name for a charm pack but it’s not – it’s better.
This is a charm pack:
This is a layer cake:
Here they are together:
A layer cake is 40 pieces of a range of fabric, cut 10” by 10”. BIG pieces! So, naturally, I had to buy some of those.
I got four packets of layer cakes, each from a different range. They’re so luscious!
Four packets, four layer cakes in each packet, forty pieces of fabric in each cake. Um, that’s 640 ten inch squares. Luckily I didn’t work that out before I bought them. No wonder the guys at that stand kept giving me free Moda bags (I got three) – they were probably worried I’d sue them if I slipped a disk carrying my purchases out.
And I got some bias on a roll. I’m not sure what I’ll do with it, but I’m glad I’ve got it.
Then yesterday I went to my local shop and did a little more shopping. Only half metres this time but aren't they lovely?
Finally, we have reached the end of this mammoth instalment of Lorien Quilting news. Thanks for sticking with me this long!
I’m home for a while now so I should be back to more manageable and regular bloggery.